First Time Funny Experience By Our Escort

The Unconventional Client Needed Funeral Escort

My name is Chavi Das and Independent escorts in Kolkata. It was a sweltering Kolkata afternoon when I got the most bizarre request. A young man had called, asking if I could accompany him…to his grandmother’s funeral. I must’ve misheard him. Funerals were certainly not in my line of work. But he insisted – he didn’t want to go alone and craved the company of a “beautiful, intelligent woman” like myself. How could I refuse such an…unconventional proposal?

I hesitated for a moment, taken aback by his unusual request. But something in his voice sounded so sincere and hopeful that I couldn’t bring myself to refuse. “Alright,” I said gently. “I’d be happy to accompany you.”

We arranged to meet outside the funeral home later that afternoon. When I arrived, I found my client waiting nervously, clearly touched that I had agreed to come. He introduced himself as Rajesh, offering me a grateful smile.

The funeral was a sombre affair, attended by Rajesh’s extended family. I could sense their surprise at my presence, but I simply gave Rajesh’s hand a reassuring squeeze. He seemed to draw comfort from my quiet support, getting through the ceremony with composure.

Afterwards, Rajesh thanked me profusely for coming. “You gave this lonely old woman one last gift,” he said, gesturing at a photo of his grandmother. I replied gently that the honour was mine. As we parted ways, I reflected on this unconventional yet deeply human experience. Some clients just need a warm hand to hold…even at life’s saddest moments.

Fetching My Funeral Attire

I had to look the part, of course. A slinky cocktail dress wouldn’t do for a somber occasion like this. I rummaged through my closet for something more demure – a simple black kurta perhaps? No, too casual. Finally, I settled on a lovely silk saree in deep purple, its rich hue perfectly straddling the line between mourning and celebration. A few dabs of kundan jewelry, minimal makeup, and I was set for my most outré assignment at Kolkata Escort Service.

An Unexpectedly Eventful Affair

The funeral itself was a gloomy, stifling affair – just what you’d expect. My client, Rahul, clung to my arm like a lost child, sobbing uncontrollably every few minutes. I tried consoling him as best I could while maintaining some professional distance. But the real chaos ensued afterwards at the gathering. Rajesh’s relatives, dismayed by my presence, began loudly speculating about the nature of our…relationship. Aghast aunties looked at me, while lecherous uncles winked suggestively. I’d never wanted to flee a scene so desperately!